meladoodle:

grizzlygrandma:

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao

you should probably get that checked out

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

invinciblenotaloony:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

fullfrontalnerdityssx:

flexible paper heads

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

akgarcia331:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

MIND BLOWN.

meladoodle:

hotanimegirl:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something