zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao
you should probably get that checked out
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something