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4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]


ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source


blue-eyed-hanji:

everyonelovesrobots:

vinegod:

Be careful passing notes… ✏️ by Thomas Sanders

HOW DOES HE GET THE TEACHERS INVOLVED OH MY GOD

with baked goods, i hear


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cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.


the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


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